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Dumb

THEY SAID: Ain't got the sense that God gave a goose

WE SAY: Dimwitted
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THEY SAID: Brick short of a load.

WE SAY: Lacks intelligence.
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THEY SAID: Can you hear thunder and see lightnin'?

WE SAY: reply to "Do you think I am smart/skilled enough to do it?"
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THEY SAID: Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

WE SAY: Not very smart.
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THEY SAID: Doesn't know baby shit from butterscotch

WE SAY: Is uninformed
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THEY SAID: Don't be so doppick!

WE SAY: Don't be so stupid!
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a bag of hammers.

WE SAY: He's not too bright.
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a box of rocks!

WE SAY: He's really dumb.
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a coal bucket (from southeastern KY)

WE SAY: Not the brightest bulb on the tree
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a hard crab.

WE SAY: Very stupid
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THEY SAID: Dumber than a well rope

WE SAY: Stupid!!
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THEY SAID: He couldn't haul ass with a bucket

WE SAY: He's very slow
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THEY SAID: He pulled a boner.

WE SAY: He made a stupid mistake.
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THEY SAID: He was a'hint the door when the brains wuz handed out.

WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: He's a day late and a dollar short.

WE SAY: He just can't seem to get with the program!
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THEY SAID: He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

WE SAY: He's not too bright.
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THEY SAID: He/she doesn't have the brains to pour piss out of a boot.

WE SAY: He/she is not very bright.
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THEY SAID: His porch light is mighty dim.

WE SAY: He is not very bright
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THEY SAID: If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut!

WE SAY: He's not so bright!
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THEY SAID: If his brains was axle grease he wouldn't have enough to grease the dynamo on a lightening bugs ass.

WE SAY: He is not holding a full deck.
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THEY SAID: If his brains were gunpowder he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off.

WE SAY: He's not very bright.
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THEY SAID: If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

WE SAY: That was really a dumb stunt; you're an idiot.
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THEY SAID: If you put her brains in a thimble they'd rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.

WE SAY: She's not very smart
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THEY SAID: If you put his brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would be like putting a BB on a four-lane highway!

WE SAY: He's not very bright!
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THEY SAID: Lamebrain

WE SAY: Not too smart
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THEY SAID: Makes the scarecrow look like a genius!

WE SAY: Not too intelligent.
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THEY SAID: Sharp as a bag of wet mice.

WE SAY: Not too bright.
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THEY SAID: Sharp as a marble!

WE SAY: Not very bright...
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THEY SAID: Stupid enough to hide a sugar cube in a bucket of water.

WE SAY: Not very bright
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THEY SAID: The lights are on, but nobody's home!

WE SAY: He/she is not too smart; she/he is empty minded.
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THEY SAID: They are dumber than dirt

WE SAY: They are very stupid
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THEY SAID: Were you born yesterday?

WE SAY: Don't know too much about anything.
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THEY SAID: When they passed out brains, you thought they said rain and ran and hid.

WE SAY: He/She is not too bright.
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THEY SAID: You aint got the brains GOD gave a rock

WE SAY: You arent smart at all
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THEY SAID: You can look in his eyes and see there is no driver in there

WE SAY: Stupid
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THEY SAID: You can look in one ear and see out of the other!

WE SAY: No brains - empty headed!
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THEY SAID: You would forget your head if it wasn't tied on

WE SAY: You are so absent minded
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THEY SAID: You're greener than gourd guts.

WE SAY: You're acting foolish.
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