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THEY SAID: We were so poor we couldn't pay attention (IF ID)

WE SAY: We didn't have any money
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THEY SAID: She drove her ducks to a poor market.

WE SAY: Made a poor choice of a husband.
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THEY SAID: That's like trying to kick dents in piles of shit.

WE SAY: That's an impossible task.
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THEY SAID: Take the bull by the horns.

WE SAY: Take charge of the situation.
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THEY SAID: Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

WE SAY: Fat person wearing tight pants.
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THEY SAID: Call the dogs and piss on the fire.

WE SAY: Time to go.
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THEY SAID: He would bitch about a hair in his shit sandwich.

WE SAY: Complains about everything.
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THEY SAID: Never see it on a galloping horse

WE SAY: You'll never notice it.
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THEY SAID: Fit like a saddle on a sow.

WE SAY: Pretty sloppy.
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THEY SAID: Happy as a tall dog in a meat house.

WE SAY: Happy.
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THEY SAID: He'd complain if he was hung with a new rope

WE SAY: He'd complain about anything
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THEY SAID: If it cost a nickel to shit, I'd have to throw up

WE SAY: I'm flat broke
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THEY SAID: I have to squeeze every dollar til the eagle shits

WE SAY: I'm on a very tight budget
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THEY SAID: Don't let your bull dog mouth overload your bird dog ass!

WE SAY: Same thing
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THEY SAID: With friends like THAT, Kiddo...

WE SAY: Is this guy a friend or an enemy?
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THEY SAID: I've got to honk out a dirt snake.

WE SAY: I got to take a dump.
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THEY SAID: If you can't hunt with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

WE SAY: If you are not up to the task, stay at home.
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THEY SAID: We got there by shank ponies

WE SAY: We walked
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THEY SAID: Get your blooming ass out of bed this minute

WE SAY: If you don't get out of bed, you're going to be the sorry one!
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THEY SAID: Not the brightest bulb on the tree.

WE SAY: Not very smart.
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest

WE SAY: Pretty busy!
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THEY SAID: Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

WE SAY: Pretty busy!
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THEY SAID: Smelled bad enough to gag a maggot.

WE SAY: Stinks!
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THEY SAID: Tighter then two coats of paint.

WE SAY: Someone who won't spend with their money.
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THEY SAID: He/She is playing with a deck of fifty-one.

WE SAY: Crazy
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THEY SAID: Shit fire and smell the smoke

WE SAY: What a mess, and watch for more.
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THEY SAID: Wish in one hand and spit in the other. See which one gets full first.

WE SAY: Keep dreaming.
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THEY SAID: Drunker then a peach orchard boar

WE SAY: Very Drunk
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THEY SAID: You're gonna shuffle the tits off the queen!

WE SAY: The cards are probably well enough shuffled.
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THEY SAID: I'm flabbergasted

WE SAY: I'm all mixed up, I'm surprised.
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THEY SAID: When you lie down with dogs, you'll get fleas

WE SAY: Be more selective of who you associate with
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THEY SAID: She was just sitting there catching flies.

WE SAY: She was sitting there with her mouth hanging open, clueless.
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THEY SAID: It's hotter than a beer fart in a mitten.

WE SAY: Its hot and muggy
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THEY SAID: Flatter than tack and twice as pin headed.

WE SAY: Talks a lot and made no sense
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THEY SAID: They're gunna take you to the funny farm

WE SAY: The men in the white coats are coming for you...
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THEY SAID: You're like a piss- ant on a hot stove

WE SAY: You're really hyper.
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THEY SAID: Shit or git off the pot!

WE SAY: Make a decision!
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THEY SAID: He's taking a dirt nap.

WE SAY: He passed away.
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THEY SAID: Tighter then two coats of paint.

WE SAY: Someone who won't spend with their money.
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THEY SAID: He/She is playing with a deck of fifty-one.

WE SAY: Crazy
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THEY SAID: Shit fire and Smell the Smoke

WE SAY: What a mess, and watch for more.
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THEY SAID: Wish in one hand and spit in the other. See which one gets full first.

WE SAY: Keep dreaming.
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THEY SAID: Drunker then a peach orchard boar

WE SAY: Very Drunk
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THEY SAID: You're gonna shuffle the tits off the queen!

WE SAY: The cards are probably well enough shuffled.
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THEY SAID: I'm flabbergasted

WE SAY: I'm all mixed up, surprised.
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THEY SAID: when you lie down with dogs, you'll get fleas

WE SAY: be more selective of who you associate with
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THEY SAID: She was just sitting there catching flies.

WE SAY: She was sitting there with her mouth hanging open, clueless.
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THEY SAID: It's hotter than a beer fart in a mitten.

WE SAY: Its hot and muggy
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THEY SAID: Flatter than tack and twice as pin headed

WE SAY: Talks a lot and made no sense
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THEY SAID: They're gunna take you to the funny farm

WE SAY: The men in the white coats are coming for you...
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THEY SAID: Your like a piss- ant on a hot stove

WE SAY: You are too hyper.
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THEY SAID: Shit or git off the pot!

WE SAY: Make a decision!
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THEY SAID: Stand on your head and shit lightning!

WE SAY: Ask for something you won't get.
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THEY SAID: He passed away

WE SAY: He's taking a dirt nap.
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THEY SAID: Shit too, if ya eat regular.

WE SAY: It's inevitable
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THEY SAID: Finer than frog's hair split four ways!

WE SAY: Really fine.
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THEY SAID: Bug off

WE SAY: Mind your own business
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THEY SAID: Like shit through a tin funnel

WE SAY: Slow moving
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THEY SAID: I have to go piddle.

WE SAY: I have to go to the bathroom.
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THEY SAID: Sniffin' The Barn

WE SAY: Anxious to get to the end of the game (Baseball)
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THEY SAID: The Silver Sombrero

WE SAY: Striking out three times in one game (Baseball)
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THEY SAID: Choking

WE SAY: Losing a game under pressure
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THEY SAID: Pull the door to. (German: Machen sie die tur zu)

WE SAY: Close the door.
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THEY SAID: Faster than a fart in a skillet.

WE SAY: Faster than a speeding bullet.
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THEY SAID: Thanks a million!

WE SAY: Thanks for everything.
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THEY SAID: It's hotter than a popcorn fart.

WE SAY: It's damn hot.
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THEY SAID: I looked all over Hell and Creation (for that thing)

WE SAY: I looked everywhere
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THEY SAID: She's all at sixes and sevens.

WE SAY: She doesn't know what to do.
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THEY SAID: Does a snake have an ass.

WE SAY: No, you may not.
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THEY SAID: His sidewalk doesn't quite go around the block

WE SAY: That boy is crazy
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THEY SAID: Could screw up a steel ball with a rubber hammer

WE SAY: Stupid
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THEY SAID: One more clean shirt ought to do you in

WE SAY: Bad cold
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THEY SAID: Teach them to read, buy them books, and what do they do ..eat the covers

WE SAY: Ignoring good advice
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THEY SAID: I'll do it if it harelips the devil!!

WE SAY: I'm determined to do it!!
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THEY SAID: You can't make Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit!

WE SAY: Use the proper materials.
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THEY SAID: You can't make a Silk purse out of a Pig's Ear!

WE SAY: Use the proper
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THEY SAID: He's all hat and no cattle.

WE SAY: He's all talk and no action. Or, he's all form but no substance.
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THEY SAID: Stop, look and listen.

WE SAY: You better sit down and listen.
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THEY SAID: My cow with a crocheted tail!!

WE SAY: Is that a fact?
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THEY SAID: The whole world is going to hell in a handbasket.

WE SAY: Society is falling apart.
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THEY SAID: Too many irons in the fire.

WE SAY: Too much to do at once.
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THEY SAID: Shingling the fog.

WE SAY: It is so foggy you could cut shingles from the fog.
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THEY SAID: I have to take the kids for a swim

WE SAY: I have to take a shit
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THEY SAID: He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer!

WE SAY: He's not very smart.
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THEY SAID: That burns my ass!

WE SAY: That makes me very angry.
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THEY SAID: Lasted about as long as a white shirt in a bear fight

WE SAY: It was gone real fast
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THEY SAID: I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in you and then stomp it dry.

WE SAY: Go to timeout!
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THEY SAID: Not worth the powder it'd take to blow his brains out

WE SAY: He's worthless
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THEY SAID: Worthless as tits on a boar shoat.

WE SAY: Not good for anything
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THEY SAID: I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

WE SAY: I have less than no money.
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THEY SAID: Don't cross him. He'll open up a six-pack of whoop-ass on you.

WE SAY: He may get violent if you make him mad.
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THEY SAID: Don't that just crack yer yaller?

WE SAY: Break your yoke, meaning piss you off.
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THEY SAID: Put your shoes on Lucy, don't you know you is in the city?

WE SAY: Act a little more refined/clean up your act
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THEY SAID: : Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?

WE SAY: Why get married if you can just live with someone.
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THEY SAID: She/he is one beer short of a six-pack. et al

WE SAY: Not real bright, quick, smart etc.
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